Fat Ass 95Unhinged #95

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Market price · Normal

$0.390.0%

US market estimate from TCGplayer · Oct 26, 2026

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Prices by printing

Printing	Market	Low listing	High listing
Normal	$0.39	$0.15	$7.26
Foil	$13.42	$13.42	$17.46

Market is the estimate from recent sales. Low and high are the range of current listings; high listings are often outliers.

Value by condition

Near Mint (NM)$0.39
Lightly Played (LP)$0.29 – $0.35
Moderately Played (MP)$0.20 – $0.29
Heavily Played (HP)$0.10 – $0.20
Damaged (DMG)$0.04 – $0.10

Estimates from typical condition discounts, not sales of this card. Rare cards often keep more value when played. Condition guide

Price history

Daily market price for the last 5 days we have recorded. Hover or tap the chart for exact values.

Normal$0.39
Foil$13.42

Show price history as a table

Date	Printing	Market
Oct 26, 2026	Foil	$13.42
Oct 26, 2026	Normal	$0.39
Oct 25, 2026	Foil	$13.42
Oct 25, 2026	Normal	$0.39
Sep 17, 2026	Foil	$14.50
Sep 17, 2026	Normal	$0.40
Sep 11, 2026	Foil	$14.50
Sep 11, 2026	Normal	$0.37
Sep 10, 2026	Foil	$14.50
Sep 10, 2026	Normal	$0.36

Card details

Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman
P: 2
T: 3 1/2
Rules Text Contains: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Flavor: Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

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Prices are US market estimates in USD, from TCGplayer sales data, last updated Oct 26, 2026. They are a guide, not an offer to buy or sell. How we price cards.

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