Assquatch 71Unhinged #71
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Market price · Normal
US market estimate from TCGplayer · Oct 27, 2026
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Prices by printing
| Printing | Market | Low listing | High listing |
|---|---|---|---|
| Normal | $2.30 | $1.38 | $19.93 |
| Foil | $65.00 | $23.52 | $193.91 |
Market is the estimate from recent sales. Low and high are the range of current listings; high listings are often outliers.
Value by condition
- Near Mint (NM)$2.30
- Lightly Played (LP)$1.72 – $2.07
- Moderately Played (MP)$1.15 – $1.72
- Heavily Played (HP)$0.58 – $1.15
- Damaged (DMG)$0.23 – $0.58
Estimates from typical condition discounts, not sales of this card. Rare cards often keep more value when played. Condition guide
Price history
Daily market price for the last 6 days we have recorded. Hover or tap the chart for exact values.
- Normal$2.30
- Foil$65.00
Show price history as a table
| Date | Printing | Market |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 27, 2026 | Foil | $65.00 |
| Oct 27, 2026 | Normal | $2.30 |
| Oct 26, 2026 | Foil | $65.00 |
| Oct 26, 2026 | Normal | $2.30 |
| Oct 25, 2026 | Foil | $65.00 |
| Oct 25, 2026 | Normal | $2.30 |
| Sep 17, 2026 | Foil | $30.99 |
| Sep 17, 2026 | Normal | $2.29 |
| Sep 11, 2026 | Foil | $30.99 |
| Sep 11, 2026 | Normal | $2.31 |
| Sep 10, 2026 | Foil | $30.99 |
| Sep 10, 2026 | Normal | $2.31 |
Card details
- Creature Type or Sub Type
- Creature — Donkey Lord
- P
- 3 1/2
- T
- 3 1/2
- Rules Text Contains
- Each other Donkey gets +1 1/2/+1 1/2. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
- Flavor
- Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
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Prices are US market estimates in USD, from TCGplayer sales data, last updated Oct 27, 2026. They are a guide, not an offer to buy or sell. How we price cards.
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